Hilarious Damn Stupid Parents

 What, You want me to hold him for you? Okay.

 Hey, I am Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction: The Kid Version.

 Well, I really liked the design on my kid's T-shirt, don't really know what it is, seems like a mathematical puzzle.

 Yeah, really, clicking your kid with a predator cat is so fun and daring, especially when he is wetting his pants.

 There you go, my sweetie, you're a woman now. Let's watch sex and the city together.

really? What is he really trying to do?